Friday, 1 April 2011

Progress Friday 1st April 2011 (am)

Dear all
I am very pleased to announce after many many months of negotiations that the Sultan of Brunei has agreed to fund our reconnection to the national network, further refurbish the line to Shottle and install a number of facilities on the site of the Peak Oil operation including undercover storage of his own Royal Train to built locally in Derby. All this development is associated with the establishment of the Turnditch Stud Farm for which the majority of movements will be by rail to preserve the Sultan's green credentials.
A warm welcome, I am sure, will be given to this most welcome and prestigious addition to our operations not to mention considerable revenue benefits accruing to the Company.
Now, where are my tablets?